Are you willing to put bird poo on your face if it delivered you a porcelain skin and invisible pores?
Many of you use an organic exfoliator that makes you look like you’ve planted your face in a bog.
Organic smells terrible and but you’ll see your skin will feel and look amazing afterwards.
These are just things many women are willing to do in the name of beauty. (see Kikay).
The nightingale droppings we’ve just learned Japanese women put on their face are, let’s be honest. likely to be nothing more than a pigeon poo.
But think about it. Women have been putting cucumbers on their eyes and mud on their bodies for centuries.
Not to mention the poisonous powders that sometimes killed. What’s little farces into the mix?
The cosmetic industry is an enormous booming beasts that uses nothing more than expensive trickery and beautiful airbrushed people to make women believe a cream will transform them.
Maybe you can’t get rid of the niggling hope that there is a magic cream out there somewhere that will make your skin perfect.
Bird poo facials to make your skin white may at first glance seem like a bizarre and obscure Japanese cultural thing but I’m sure they look at other’s tanning rituals as just as odd.
Think about this for a moment, girls (we know boys already see the folly in it): We stand in a booth in the nude getting sprayed with a liquid made of vegetable dye, sleep in it and make our sheets turn brown, all in order to achieve something that looks like a tan. Many of you do this weekly and pay through the nose for it.
Women’s beauty rituals are an will always be strange and mysterious. That’s part of our mystique. Men knows this, women often forget it.
But to me there is nothing wrong with wanting t be as beautiful as you can be and looking after yourself.
Bring on the bird poo, if that’s what makes your skin feel good.